Amethyst Makes Terrible Puns
Assorted Non-Homestuck Puns

Just thought I’d leave some of these here.

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Is Aradiabot so powerful because she has a lot of Ram?

The secret to gallows humor is all in the execution.

The secret to gallows humor is all in the execution.

at 4 am I find this unnecessarily funny

yummytomatoes:

Reblogging puns I made for massive narcissistic up-ins. …..I wonder if this counts as copy-pastry?
Someone stop me.

Someone stop me.

James’ signature bandana always reminded me of old western movies. In the presence of said memory catalyst, my boredom has been converted into…..well, Stageroach.

James’ signature bandana always reminded me of old western movies. In the presence of said memory catalyst, my boredom has been converted into…..well, Stageroach.

This isn’t Homestuck related, but a slight deviation every so often isn’t necessarily a bad thing. And who doesn’t like Skyrim?

I’m not really sure what the protocol is on art credit if I use an image that isn’t clearly from the source material, so I suppose I’ll mention here that the artwork in the background was drawn by this guy: http://ragaru.deviantart.com/
Oh hey look it’s from deviantart, that makes my deviation comment another stupid pun or something.

This isn’t Homestuck related, but a slight deviation every so often isn’t necessarily a bad thing. And who doesn’t like Skyrim?

I’m not really sure what the protocol is on art credit if I use an image that isn’t clearly from the source material, so I suppose I’ll mention here that the artwork in the background was drawn by this guy: http://ragaru.deviantart.com/

Oh hey look it’s from deviantart, that makes my deviation comment another stupid pun or something.

He uses Crowtoshop……or was it Photosquawk?
Either way, he gets raven reviews!
Although that’s just a matter of a pinion.
He probably doesn’t care, afterall he’s just winging it.

…Davesprite is a bird.

He uses Crowtoshop……or was it Photosquawk?

Either way, he gets raven reviews!

Although that’s just a matter of a pinion.

He probably doesn’t care, afterall he’s just winging it.

…Davesprite is a bird.

I guess that makes it a meeteor?

These updates sure are stellar.

Hahahahahaha that update my god

Everyone knows that Aradia’s corpse parties are just…TO DIE FOR

So I just noticed that this particular pun has exactly 747 notes.
Like…a Boeing 747?

That’s pretty fly.

Get it, ‘cause John has windy powers and he can fly and no…

So I just noticed that this particular pun has exactly 747 notes.

Like…a Boeing 747?

That’s pretty fly.

Get it, ‘cause John has windy powers and he can fly and no…

When it comes to puns, this post is just another drop in the bucket.

Does this make Hussie a John/Jade shipper?

D —> Don’t buy the horse armor they said.

D —> It has no practical use they said.

(That’s one way to make someone…BOW down)