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Get your facts straight, CNN.

If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident lore expert in a trivia contest. Someday he will die and Death will come, and he will live forever by challenging him to a contest of LoTR trivia.

Headcanon accepted.

My goal in life is to be as big a nerd as Stephen Colbert. :D

adolinkholin:

the year is 2076. Gyakuten Saiban 35 has just been announced for localization. This one will take place on the moon Titan, similar to how AAI12 took place on Mars. There have been a total of 9 new protagonists introduced, each with their own set of minor characters, etc. PW vs PL has just been announced for localization in North America.

we still don’t know what was behind Kristoph Gavin’s black psyche-locks

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standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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hexane-nightmares:

Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them. 

How was this even caught on camera?

did that cat fucking put the thing in its mouth in midair so it could land on its feet

Did you know that pound for pound, house cats are THE most efficient land predators?

Cats are better than you.

My cats could totally do that.

If they wanted to.

They don’t want to.

But they could…  if they wanted to.

Totally.

yeah.

… yeah, no, I tried to imagine Lars doing this and it didn’t pan out.

One of my cats loves doing this.

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reshiham:

Someone actually fucking did the math for this

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

I didn’t think this could get better, but it did.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

YES IT DID GET BETTER

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